Satirical Joe

LIAR, LIAR Donald Trump: Is yours the nose that launched a thousand lies? Do tell me, please!

When Donald J. Trump took his oath as president of the United States of America on January 20, 2017, many doubted that he would be honest with the American people - largely because of his lifetime record of fibbing and lying and making things up, including his record of a string of conspiracy theories. So a lot of folk took his oath with a grain of salt. It now turns out that those that did should have swallowed spoons-full of not only salt but pepper and paprika as well, for President Trump has told the American people more than 200 documented first-class lies in the first 40 days of his presidency alone.

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If President Donald Trump were to be like William Shakespeare’s Prince Hamlet of Denmark, would he . . .

Would President Donald Trump contemplate a fate like that once thought of by William Shakespeare’s Prince Hamlet of Denmark? In Act III, Scene 1 of Hamlet, the prince contemplated death at his own hands but was interrupted by the sudden appearance of the fair Ophelia.

If Donald Trump were to embark on the same thought – hopefully without Ivanka suddenly showing up – these would be his lines:

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President Donald Trump bans government officials from reading or discussing “It’s A Ding Dong World” because the blog “mercilessly makes me look like the fool I am”

Thursday, February 9, 2017: With his usual flair and braggadocio, President Donald Trump today signed his 175th Executive Order since taking office 20 days ago. In the order, Trump prohibits any member of the executive branch of government from reading or discussing the contents of Joe Dos Pasos’ popular blog It’s A Ding Dong World. The following pictures taken at the oval office tell the whole story.

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After 2016 elections, the American federation breaks up: 30 states secede into Trumpkistan, leaving the United States with 20 member states

The 2016 presidential election resulted in a break-up of what was known as the United States of America and its 50 member states.

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Hillary Clinton scores two knockouts against Donald Trump: once at the final presidential debate in Las Vegas and again at the Al Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner in Manhattan

The 2016 presidential debates are over. We are proud to announce that, according to all polls, Hillary Clinton has won all three.

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Ladies: here are four ways to defend yourself from a presidential candidate that threatens to “grab you by the p-ssy”

Ladies - girls and all women in general - beware of the guy running for president this year who has bragged that because of his "star" status he could do almost anything to a woman, including "grabbing her by the pussy."

Here are four ways you could protect yourself from such a predator:

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Has Donald Trump retained the services of Bill Cosby as an advisor on issues relating to sex assault accusations?

I have been receiving reports that Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has retained the services of Bill Cosby as consultant on issues relating to accusations of sexual assault made recently by several women.

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